Why is it that black women envy me when I step out on the beach in my thongs? Why are they so jealous? cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/3/thong-6…
Black women dont have nothing on Becky! Dont act like you dont see me! |
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Asian woman attracted to black women? I'm Asian woman who attracted to black people in general male and female. I have relationship with black man but I want a black woman too we can be the oreo sexuals. I don't know what black woman like so I put thong on and tan me skin to chocolate brown coloring. Is it work? |
U fail as Miss Swan
She was my favorite Mad TV Character EVER |
Does anyone know where or I can get exotic dancer or stripper clothes made for black women at? Don't get it wrong there is a difference in the outfits sistas pick to dance in and my wife wants to dance for me only if I can find outfits that look good on sistas. ( Like Suspender thong set with matching leggings...blue or black) |
| I mostly shop at upscale boutiques and department stores so I have no clue! Wal-mart maybe? |
Men wear thongs for men, but not in front of blacks/women? Why is this true. |
| meaning white men dont wear thongs for women/black men? how can you be so sure? |
This is actually a question... not nothin racist...but just was wondering.....please answer....? ok....Me and my co-worker (im hispanic and shes from Chile) was looking at a magizine with the majority of black women in it. It is more of a mans magizine and it has a lot of women in thongs and what not. Well we was shocked about how big black womens butts are in the magizine. Are they really that big and real? and Why do black women have the big butts? What about us Hispanics??? |
| LOL. I dont think that it deals with ethnicity when you talk about the size of your butt. I mean those women you saw in the magazine, there butts really may not be that big, it could just be the camera angle. Also, hispanic girls have nice asses lol. LOOK AT J-LO. LOL Oh y eah and i dont uder stand why ppeople are talkin about your grammar seeing how you r probably more intelligent then a bunch of these assholes lol |
Do Muslim women wear sexy bikinis and thongs underneath their burkas when they are on Blackpool beach? I love burkas (black ones are my fave) and think all women should wear them, and in the not to distant future they all will be wearing them. |
| lol i think men should wear burkas especially the ooogly ones |
Why do women at the gym in spandex pants always rub their butts? I guess you can say I have a bit of a staring problem. Today I was at the gym, and a woman in black spandex pants was riding on the bike in front of me. Every few moments she'd adjust her waistband and her thong underneath, and then would rub her buttocks. Then many times there would be no adjusting -- she'd just rub her buttocks. I was behind her for maybe 5 minutes, and I counted about 10 butt-rubs.
But this isn't the first time I've seen something like this. I see women in spandex leggings & capri pants, and will rub their butt at the end of their workouts. Why do they do that? Is this from being tired? Do they like the feel of spandex?
Any women that do this, please explain why this happens. |
its not being tired or really liking the "rubbing". Certain pairs of pants makes legs feel itchy, stinging, irritated especially in the thighs. The pants are usually of fabric other than cotton. The cause is thought to be the fabric finishes or formaldehyde that remains in the cloth, but laboratory tests don't bear this out. Still, some people have itchy legs wearing anything other than 100% plain cotton denim.
Another, It is the rise in body temperature that produces the itching, swelling, and small hives that some people experience. People who have this may also experience the same reaction in hot tubs, saunas, and see that they are more likely to get it on hot days. This rarely leads to anaphylaxis - the life-threatening drop in blood pressure that can be fatal in major allergic reactions.
the next time u see somebody rubbing off their butts, u know... |
Wouldnt it be good if Americans were as light hearted about themselves as this is? I'm an American living in Australia and got this email,
You know you're Australian if ...
1. You know the meaning of the word 'girt'.
2. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for
something illegal such as watering the garden.
4. When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom.
5. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs'
refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
6. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'.
7. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its
highways
8. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice
as big as its $2 coin.
9. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order
takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
10. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs |
I think we might be equally odd people. I mean that in a good way.
Rednecks are everywhere. Check out Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall.
"3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for
something illegal such as watering the garden." Now who on earth would use it for watering anything?
"5. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs'
refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds." I like our Black thong better.
"8. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice
as big as its $2 coin." Gotcha on that one, our Dime is smaller than our Nickel and our Penny. That's 'normal' right? |
What is the next BIG THING the NHL will try to sell to the fans? We have seen Bobble heads, puck heads, and even editable hockey pucks (made with dark chocolate).
Using your imagination, what do you see the NHL try to sell to it's fans next?
I think of a few things:
1. Baseball and Basketball jerseys with the NHL's team logo and colors.
2. Men's and Women's underwear with the picture, number, and team logo on it.(Perfect for the Puckbunnies)
Nothing say sexy like a woman's black thong with Pronger's head and face painted in the front crotch area. Maybe Green Boxers with Avery's head and face painted on the back end? LOL
I'll stop there!!! LOL |
Seat cushions with Bettman's face on it.
They'll be called the Buttman. |